So we—and a group of un-boring writers—give you permission to strike these books from the canon. It unspools as a sort of nightmare that begins on a Greyhound bus. Twain? —Claire Messud, 'The Burning Girl', I liked The Hobbit. He did, as is evidenced by this, his book of tedious, meandering stories—but he also wrote a lot of richly entertaining meandering stories that are not constrained by the ham-fisted narration of a fictional backcountry child or suffused with his sweaty imitation of a slave talking. Have you ever finished a few GREAT books and thought... okay, now I kind of need to read a bad book. A lot. The sign that I don't like the book I'm reading is finding myself watching reruns of Come Dine With Me. Pardon me? Summer is a time for reading — and not just for students given long lists before leaving for the holiday. —Tommy Orange, 'There There', Several people described The Ambassadors by Henry James in such a way as to make me impatient to read it, but between those descriptions and my experience of the book lay a chasm of such yawningness that it will never be crossed. On that fateful Greyhound bus she meets Bill Houston, who's done everything bad except kill someone, although by the end of the book he will have done it all. —Omar El Akkad, 'American War', My father loved The Old Man and the Sea, so I tried to love it. Quit early. The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien, Destiny of the Republic: A Tale of Madness, Medicine and the Murder of a President, Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, an American Slave, The Adventures and Misadventures of Maqroll, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman. —Richard Flanagan, 'The Narrow Road to the Deep North', When young Thomas Pynchon was writing Gravity's Rainbow, he was fixated on the Big Things (punishingly boring and confusing things) of a Big World War II Novel that would announce him as a Big American Writer in 1973. But let’s not get so self-serious that we can’t enjoy books that catastrophically misfire in interesting ways. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement (updated as of 1/1/21) and Privacy Policy and Cookie Statement (updated as of 1/1/21) and Your California Privacy Rights. 10 Best Fiction Books 3. But while Tolkien's Lord of the Rings books are influential as exercises in world building, as novels they are barely readable. Third, another characteristic of a bad book is wording that makes reading difficult and/or boring. “Low-quality” isn’t a judgment about taste, reading level, or genre. And 21 you should read instead (technically 20 books—Adventures of Huckleberry Finn did not fare well). ‘Bad Book Club: One Man’s Quest to Uncover the Books That Taste Forgot’, by Robin Ince, is available from Telegraph Books for £10.99 plus £1.25 p&p (RRP £11.99). Or it is me reading online fictions, as opposed to actual published works. A better option is Dispatches by Michael Herr. With Franny and Zooey, there's some Buddhist-y stuff in there, and there's stuff about being disenchanted and the real world around you seeming fake, but is that really profound? It is an important achievement in the history of the novel, a reminder that literature is an ongoing experiment—which means you should treat it like Don Quixote and read the first half before calling it a day. Unlike the entitled desert wandering of The Alchemist, Wild Heart's contemplations are inward and complex. Though it was published in 2003, the book feels both contemporaneous with that period and wholly contemporary. It is notorious for Carolino's literal translation of idioms, which produces unintentionally humorous translati… × Daniel Ma. It left me unmoved. Bad book stay where they are, for now. The material on this site may not be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, cached or otherwise used, except with the prior written permission of Condé Nast. 100+ Book Summaries Perhaps Le Guin's work—along with an entire universe of fantasy fiction—wouldn't have been possible without Tolkien's influence behind it, but in its time, Le Guin's books are more influential and make for better reading. Reading and the Reader by Philip Davis (Oxford University Press). We don't need him. The theory seems to be that if kids don't read about certain topics, they won't encounter them in real life. Alternatively, I recommend The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich by William L. Shirer. But 50 pages is plenty, and with some books I have an allergic reaction after two or three. —Emily Robbins, 'A Word for Love', I’ve nodded along—or maybe plain lied in agreement—when people extol Keith Richards’s memoir, Life. It’s a glorious mess of a philosophy encapsulated in a glorious mess of … We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. … Those who have read it know there are some good parts, but overall it is certainly not the finest thing that man has ever produced. But I digress. 1. Inherent Vice is where you should start if you want to dine on a small plate of Pynchon's stuff instead of a potluck platter. Set at the beginning of the Iraq war, this book tells the story of Zeina, an Iraqi-American who signs up to be an interpreter for the U.S. Army and finds herself stationed in her hometown of Baghdad, where she must hide her work from her formidable grandmother. I'm sure you've been halfway through a book and asked yourself, "Why am I reading this?" Instead I'd recommend a hidden gem, Cather's Death Comes for the Archbishop. The best way to learn what to read is by reading everything you can get … Prasanna Kumar. by David Mills . Maintained well into adulthood, this policy turned reading the first page of any volume into a miniature death sentence. Alternatively, read Frederick Douglass's firsthand account of slavery, which is equal parts shocking and heartbreaking. It fails to capture the absurdities and impossible conflicts of war. —Matthew Klam, 'Who Is Rich? They’re great to share with friends and grow closer together and shake your heads at gaping plot sinkholes. Daniel Ma: High schoolers should read more bad books What I learned from Ayn Rand's 'Anthem' Written By: Daniel Ma | Oct 20th 2020 - 5am. It's a wicked, brilliant, dark book set largely on a ranch in Colorado, but it acts in many ways as a strong rebuttal to all the old toxic western stereotypes we all need to explode. I have occasionally heard from a reader fuming because he or she did not enjoy one of my novels yet still read to its bitter end. Just to be clear: I like reading good books more than bad books, certainly. Don't waste it. They’re great for learning how not to write. I have to second Sidney, above. Reading bad books, or books that are wrong for a certain time in your life, can dangerously turn you off the activity altogether. This is the question many authors are asking these days. Seemingly any reference to sex, drugs, cursing or homosexuality qualifies a book for "bad" status. I wouldn't be surprised if I'm the only weird one, but let's see. A dude wanders the desert, trying to uncover his Personal Legend (capitalized as such throughout the book) while meeting people who speak in the inane aphorisms of a throw pillow: “Remember that wherever your heart is, there you will find your treasure.” If you're after a book of existential meandering by a Brazilian author, pick up the similarly slim Near to the Wild Heart by Clarice Lispector. The library should contain as much of what you do not know as your financial means, mortgage rates, and the … The Unexpected Professor: an Oxford Life in Books by John Carey (Faber & Faber). It's also incredibly racist. An author who cannot argue a subject well should not be read. ', Gothic-horror classics like Dracula and Frankenstein always leave me cold. © 2021 Condé Nast. The subtlety and cruelty of this story is like that famous sword stroke (from below the boat) that plunged upward through the bowels, the lungs, and the throat and into the brain of the rower. and these people who only read 6 books? Parents have the right to control what their kids read but, not other kids. —Caity Weaver, GQ writer and editor, Mark Twain was a racist. Each reader has a discrete, accurately measurable level of reading skill. It never seemed to me that Tolkien cared about his story as much as he cared about rendering, in minute detail, the world he built. If you want adventure, or misadventure, read The Adventures and Misadventures of Maqroll, by Alvaro Mutis. All in a relatively tidy 339 pages. If you want to read a truly terrifying literary gem, try Johnson's Angels. But the way Cherry-Garrard writes, without grandiose flourishes but with a stoic and dogged commitment to describe and explain his experiences, is gripping from its very first line: “Polar exploration is at once the cleanest and most isolated way of having a bad time which has been devised.” —Chris Heath, GQ correspondent, Freedom is intolerably boring. Click the links below to jump to a specific category. The world Pynchon conjures in Inherent Vice (published in 2009) is the world he himself was living in while writing Gravity's Rainbow, when he was shacked up in a small apartment in the real-life Gordita Beach. Their leader, Captain Scott, was beaten to the Pole by a Norwegian explorer, and those who reached the pole died on their return. Reading bad books, or books that are wrong for a certain time in your life, can dangerously turn you off the activity altogether. As the title of his book hints, it didn’t go well. —Nadja Spiegelman, 'I'm Supposed to Protect You from All This', Why Swift's dreary satire is routinely inflicted on high school English classes is a mystery to me. It's the opposite of the kind of glossy, slick New York narrative. The jokes are funny, and the stories lead us to ever richer revelations. I imagined my compulsive completion a sign of adult seriousness. It's very polished and not very profound. Instead, you might try The Worst Journey In The World, a book in which the author spends no time at all trying to convince the reader of his own greatness. All rights reserved. At no point will you feel like there's a test at the end. —Manuel Gonzales, 'The Regional Office Is Under Attack! While Jim, the affable slave friend of Huck Finn, exclaims things like “Lawsy, I's mighty glad…,” Frederick Douglass makes observations like “I love the pure, peaceable, and impartial Christianity of Christ: I therefore hate the corrupt, slaveholding, women-whipping, cradle-plundering, partial and hypocritical Christianity of this land.” You were saying, Mr. It’s just that there is something thoroughly frustrating about the way a certain kind of book person talks about a certain kind of book, which is to say the kind of book that not-book-people read. A certain class of books isn't called "beach reads" for nothing. I'd rather not get a drink with a person who's taking his cues from Vonnegut: The few women in Slaughterhouse-Five die early, are porn stars, or are “bitchy flibbertigibbets.” Instead, read Gaitskill's Veronica, in which emotions are so present and sensory they almost hold a physical weight. Set in the Old West and written in an impenetrable style that combines Faulkner and the King James Bible, Blood Meridian is a big, forbidding book that earns the reader bragging rights but provides scant pleasure. It’s not. It's also an invigorating revenge story: Douglass identifies slave owners by name and hometown, detailing their crimes with such specificity that their descendants will be embarrassed forever. But freedom is at the heart of this tiny Czech novel, Too Loud a Solitude. For some kick-ass history, read Destiny of the Republic, about the assassination of President Garfield, the doctors who tried to save him but actually ended up killing him, and the frantic attempt by a deranged Alexander Graham Bell to invent a machine to find the bullet located in the president's body. If you start reading at 10, and do a book a week for 70 years, that’s 52 x 70 = 3,640 books. Tests of reading skill levels, … Good writing should be substantive and clear with the necessary adjectives and adverbs (not too many) to bring the writing to life. Why waste adolescents' time? Le Guin captures the world of Earthsea through a powerful, dark, gorgeous kind of storytelling that is irresistible. I read it because everyone else in school was reading it but thought it was totally silly. Graves includes samples of near unintelligible essays produced by three of his students (“Mahmoud Mohammed Mahmoud,” “Mohammed Mahmoud Mohammed,” and “Mahmoud Mahmoud Mohammed”) from his postwar stint as an English instructor in Cairo. In those cases, I want to have read the book for some other purpose rather than just the enjoyment of reading the book, and in those cases that will be what compels me to finish. Why do so many bad books sell on Amazon? It concerns a different time, country, and war, but this is still, in my mind, the most indispensable personal account of the cruelty and violence of modern warfare. —Lauren Groff, 'Florida', I have never been able to fathom why The Catcher in the Rye is such a canonical novel. Here's what you should read instead. If those stories are new to you, you’ll be well entertained, but I wonder at its status as a modern day masterpiece. For pity's sake, if you don't take a shine to a novel, there are loads more in the world; read something else. ', I never could get into Joseph Heller's Catch-22. We read bad books so you don't have to. It's not that Salinger isn't a very accomplished writer, but there's a sort of slick, brittle, midcentury veneer to his work. he dumbest childhood vow I ever made was to finish every book I started. I reject this fury out of hand. The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger, 4. —André Aciman, 'Call Me by Your Name', Goodbye to All That, the autobiographical account of Graves's time in the trenches during World War I, is entertaining and enlightening. And it's incredibly calm and contemplative and open. Cather is a beautiful writer. The joke is twofold—all these silly natives have similar-sounding names, and they lack the basic intellectual capacity to grapple with the literature. Don't waste it on bad books, or books that are wrong for a certain time in your life, Lionel Shriver: 'Reading time is precious. I remember working as a summer camp councillor in my 20s and absolutely despising poor Russell Banks' Book of Jamaica, yet never allowing myself to read something else because I had already started it. Death Comes for the Archbishop is about a priest in what I'm pretty sure is Santa Fe. Why not instead read Ursula K. Le Guin's magnificent (and as beautifully rendered) stories and novels surrounding Earthsea? I do not read novels these days, and have not for a very long time. Fletcher', David McCullough is one of our foremost historians, and his books are written with great care and impressive attention to detail. I've read some really solid ones, somewhere between 4-5 stars, and now I need something not-so-great. Now, looking back, I find that it is without any literary merit whatsoever. And I understand what’s to like: the life Life aims to represent has been an incredible one, and Richards affects a revelatory intimacy that, as you might wish, is both amiable and caustic. Tristram Shandy at least has the virtue of occasionally being funny. Maintained well into adulthood, this policy turned reading the first page of any volume into a miniature death sentence. It's actually still as gripping as any literary classic. This empathy drives her characters closer to cruelty than to kindness. Or maybe cleaning the house, because I do enjoy doing that as well. It's one of my favorite books: sad, poetic, philosophical, and funny, with some of the best writing I've read. —Geoff Dyer, 'White Sands', The Holy Bible is rated very highly by all the people who supposedly live by it but who in actuality have not read it. 25 Best-Selling Books of All-Time 5. Bad Books for Kids. It's also deeply weird: postmodern 200 years before postmodernism, with a deeply unreliable narrator, typographic trickery (a death early in the book is followed by a solid-black page), and a list of character names that would make Pynchon jealous (Dr. Slop, Billy Le Fever, and a certain Hafen Slawkenbergius). Big Brother by Lionel Shriver is published by HarperCollins, £6.39 from guardianbookshop.co.uk, Reading time is precious. —Kevin Nguyen, GQ senior editor, Hemingway's novels—with their masculine bluster and clipped sentences—sometimes feel almost parodic to me. The American Library Association launched Banned Books Week in 1982 to celebrate the freedom to read. 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